slitherins answered:
my father occasionally barges into my room and dances to whatever song i’m playing
ohhotdangothisismymango answered:
Instead of passing on the love, we pass on the keg nozzle.
bellamariette answered:
My parents like to sneak silverware into mine and my siblings pockets when we go out to eat. We now have a lot of pepper shakers.
60slovebaby answered:
Be sure to check your ass poop for worms twice a month.
crymsun answered:
my mom used to tell me that if I didn’t follow her demands that al gore would sneak in my room and kill me while i slept
jump-then-fall97 answered:
We don’t call each other by our real names. We have unpolitical correct nicknames. Mine’s lil bitch.
perksofbeingweird answered:
making acronyms like RALF: rather a large fart…
vanskiddy answered:
Instead of grounding me, my parents force me to wear Crocs in public
unfare answered:
when we were little my dad used 2 make us hold hands and jump off every surface because it was “helping us bond”
le-peach answered:
for some reason when we eat dinner, all together, we talk about poop and gross things.Luckily, we don’t eat dinner together everyday.
sassylemons answered:
finger eachother with the pinky finger and sing to eachother in languages we don’t know
gleekyj answered:
When someone doesn’t pick up the phone we leave a voicemail saying BOO YOU WHORE!!!!!
xdisc answered:
Gathering around the computer to watch tyler oakley’s videos.
nochurchindawild answered:
we say the n word a lot, we’re white russians.
sparklytrash answered:
ketchup in our mac & cheese.
thatblondiewithlove answered:
My entire family dances dirty & you know what… We never regret a damn thing! #Iregretnothing #sexify XD I love you so much, Tyler!! :D :*
mackerdacker answered:
when anyone from my dad’s family farts, they scream and yell, “Where’s the barking spider?!?!?”
thisblogklilsproductivity answered:
We make things a tradition after we do it once. If we like it, it’s automatically a new tradition!
kryptonit-e answered:
my family helps me keep up my double life as a popstar in malibu.
daring95 answered:
My family sees who can imitate Tyler Oakley the best.
adelinehunter answered:
gurl you don’t even want to know…werk offs
gimmeyofries answered:
my uncle is schizophrenic and tried to cut off my brother’s face thinking it was a mask
da-limp-is-here answered:
I wouldn’t know because we ignore each other at all costs…
eyeslikeherfathers answered:
We all get drunk and call out perverted road signs.
miskasaurus answered:
we watch twilight movies muted and dub anything anyone says.
sherlocksmindtardis answered:
We have a family tune. If we’re washing the dishes, we will sing “I’M WASHING THE DISHES, I’M WASHING THE DISSHEESSSSSS, YEAH.” We’re weird.