professional fangirl, don't take me seriously  Creepers Currently Stalking Me

 

  1. slitherins answered: my father occasionally barges into my room and dances to whatever song i’m playing
  2. ohhotdangothisismymango answered: Instead of passing on the love, we pass on the keg nozzle.
  3. bellamariette answered: My parents like to sneak silverware into mine and my siblings pockets when we go out to eat. We now have a lot of pepper shakers.
  4. 60slovebaby answered: Be sure to check your ass poop for worms twice a month.
  5. irrenic answered: we dance in the kitchen…
  6. crymsun answered: my mom used to tell me that if I didn’t follow her demands that al gore would sneak in my room and kill me while i slept
  7. jump-then-fall97 answered: We don’t call each other by our real names. We have unpolitical correct nicknames. Mine’s lil bitch.
  8. perksofbeingweird answered: making acronyms like RALF: rather a large fart…
  9. vanskiddy answered: Instead of grounding me, my parents force me to wear Crocs in public
  10. unfare answered: when we were little my dad used 2 make us hold hands and jump off every surface because it was “helping us bond”
  11. le-peach answered: for some reason when we eat dinner, all together, we talk about poop and gross things.Luckily, we don’t eat dinner together everyday.
  12. sassylemons answered: finger eachother with the pinky finger and sing to eachother in languages we don’t know
  13. gleekyj answered: When someone doesn’t pick up the phone we leave a voicemail saying BOO YOU WHORE!!!!!
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  15. iamthelarissa answered: We have no life. Its tradition.
  16. my-kitten-wears-mittens answered: We have a couple of our own words, for example a Squidge is someone really cute
  17. stayy--rad answered: once my dad tried to do the soulja boy dance…
  18. h-u-m-o-u-r answered: they ask my friends really personal questions, like one time my mum asked ‘Do your parents get along well?’ Mum, Stop.
  19. whorewithpanties answered: we talk with words we made up.
  20. this-isnotvoldemort answered: WHEN WE IN THE CAR, MY DAD BLASTS UP HYPNOTIZE BYBIGGIE AND FOR 3:50 MY PARENTS TALK LIKE THEY FROM THE HOOD
  21. jaystorm600 answered: honey badger dont care
  22. xdisc answered: Gathering around the computer to watch tyler oakley’s videos.
  23. nochurchindawild answered: we say the n word a lot, we’re white russians.
  24. sparklytrash answered: ketchup in our mac & cheese.
  25. thatblondiewithlove answered: My entire family dances dirty & you know what… We never regret a damn thing! #Iregretnothing #sexify XD I love you so much, Tyler!! :D :*
  26. mackerdacker answered: when anyone from my dad’s family farts, they scream and yell, “Where’s the barking spider?!?!?”
  27. thisblogklilsproductivity answered: We make things a tradition after we do it once. If we like it, it’s automatically a new tradition!
  28. kryptonit-e answered: my family helps me keep up my double life as a popstar in malibu.
  29. vitavitanostra answered: alcohol. nuf’ said
  30. mcdoniall-please answered: We sing along to “sweet child of mine” while in the car, as our voices harmonize into the air.
  31. adirectioner102 answered: It’s so embarrassing but my aunts will be judging my boobs like I can’t hear it but I stand right to to them.
  32. kreativekyria answered: Exist.
  33. daring95 answered: My family sees who can imitate Tyler Oakley the best.
  34. adelinehunter answered: gurl you don’t even want to know…werk offs
  35. gimmeyofries answered: my uncle is schizophrenic and tried to cut off my brother’s face thinking it was a mask
  36. da-limp-is-here answered: I wouldn’t know because we ignore each other at all costs…
  37. eyeslikeherfathers answered: We all get drunk and call out perverted road signs.
  38. miskasaurus answered: we watch twilight movies muted and dub anything anyone says.
  39. sherlocksmindtardis answered: We have a family tune. If we’re washing the dishes, we will sing “I’M WASHING THE DISHES, I’M WASHING THE DISSHEESSSSSS, YEAH.” We’re weird.