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Five hours left to order your own Ultimate Drinking Straw Plastic Glasses for the low price of absolutely free. Seriously.

(Source: tying-the-knope, via ricequeen)
I have a pair of these
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AW, YOU CUNTS, THEY’RE SOLD OUT
Mine came today. It’s utter shit. Juuuuust hilariously non-functioning crap. Video on the way.
It’s SOLD OUT NOOOOOO