Darren: *walks in with laptop* Hey… quick question… did you ever have a tumblr?
Me: *trying to look innocent* Apffttttt ……no. I don’t really get technology……
Darren: Oh really? *turns laptop towards me*
Me: Okay, okay, I may have had, like, one, way before we met. No big deal every girl did. I haven’t seen that thing in years.
Darren: Oh? So, then, why is there a photoset of me sleeping…..?
Me: O-Oh, you know, people had pictures of you all over the place….
Darren: It was posted 30 minutes ago and it was taken in our bedroom.
Me: How…….how many notes does it have…..?