professional fangirl, don't take me seriously  Creepers Currently Stalking Me

 

  1. daley-lifestiles answered: Dont be afraid to adjust yourself in public!
  2. nerdfightermj answered: MUSLES!!!!!
  3. necessarium answered: Be your fucking self, not what other people prescribe. You are not defined by gender binaries established by other people. Just behuman.
  4. couleur-addict answered: If you just be yourself…and you are a man…that means your manly. :)
  5. lifeiscolored answered: Have balls, no one likes a man that cant stand up for himself and his women <3
  6. little-red-ryder answered: Get a huge tattoo of Darren Criss’ face on your face!
  7. nedsdeclassifiedsextape answered: eat Hungry Mans like third world children eat broth.
  8. messeduphotness answered: have integrity, whether if you’re wearing pink, green, lime green, hunter green, green-blue, just own it.
  9. skylinesawaityou answered: Fuck bitches Get money.
  10. eruditewitch answered: Be able to understand that people who wear camoflauge in not military or hunting situations are assholes.
  11. infalliblegreatness answered: Treat all girls like ladies.
  12. karainwonderland answered: Be as douchey as humanly possible.
  13. ahudgins answered: Take it up the butt!
  14. sanayaforbes answered: Banana Hammock. All day, every day.
  15. kelephant-the-elephant answered: Grow a mustache
  16. lexmess answered: facial hair. flannel shirts.
  17. angelcondoms answered: Pee. Standing up.
  18. demokster answered: Say whatever to everything!
  19. madeofclay answered: Blowjobs. Lots of them.
  20. greasybandage answered: always have an erection
  21. mrsharkinamartiniglass answered: Wrestle with a shark. AND WIN.
  22. kelsotheostrich answered: Put down the toilet seat.
  23. swim-club answered: bum someone
  24. therantsofalexander answered: huh? didn’t get it.
  25. beyonshave answered: Stalk Queen Latifah and tell her she pretty.
  26. kurisutiiina answered: listen to one direction
  27. latenightliteratus answered: You must be swift as the coursing river.
  28. thirtythreesandfortyfives answered: Be Don Draper. The End
  29. acceptablemilkshake answered: Know how to light a fart on fire!
  30. animatorsalvation answered: Eat
  31. gayallthewayy answered: Ride a unicorn and become friends with Raven Symone.
  32. this-is-getting-over-you answered: You are not manly unless you carry a pocket knife. These are words to live by.
  33. kenshinta answered: It’s like the Rule of Cool. If you have to say that you’re manly, you aren’t.
  34. sommerstorm answered: Check if you have Chesticles. If you do, we have a problem.
  35. ukraine answered: No gagging.
  36. district13ofpanem answered: Be able to projectile vomit over at least 3 metres
  37. samwiselane answered: Get a stetson, take up cigar smoking, sit in the corner of gloomy irish bars, and make sure you give no fucks.
  38. cpage1993 answered: Wear pink, only real mean wear pink.
  39. slcourt answered: crushing beer cans and a loud, burly laugh?
  40. soundslikeayouproblem answered: chug a natty light and play football ALL while banging a chick whose name you do not know…. BOOBS
  41. retrotrip answered: Have Captain America’s ass. Gurl, did you SEE the Avengers? Dayum.
  42. cutiebunbun answered: grow some balls
  43. everydaylizz answered: Grow facial hair.
  44. blahrandomblah answered: Fuck a bunch of bitches.
  45. missingmymotivation answered: Wear Tyler Oakley’s smiling face on your briefs/boxers. Never wash them.
  46. raulramos answered: John Wayne’s distinctive “manly” walk