When I was in high school and working at McDonald’s, a (slightly mentally-off) friend of mine at work made the most badass exit ever. That morning, he had been yelled at by the manager and he told me he had had enough and that he was quitting that day. He waited until the peak lunch-time rush (cars lined up around the building, the entire lobby packed with people)… and without warning, screamed at our manager to fuck off and climbed through the drive-thru window.

It was everything.