So I went on a date with this guy over 2 years ago, he stood me up for the second date, and I haven't talked to him since. He just friended me on Facebook.
Oh, honey, no one in the world would believe you’re straight.
You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.
You fell out of the gay tree hitting every gay branch on the way down.
And you landed on a gay guy.
AND YOU DID HIM.